a Buck Fitty
When someone slices you from ear to mouth like a hot dog in a hot dog roller, and they call it a buck fitty because you’ll need 150 stitches to look normal again.
"They gave me a buck fitty, and now my face looks like a exploded pizza.", said by a guy who got slashed in a fight.
"I got a buck fitty, and my face is still numb. I look like a confused lobster.", said by a guy who got cut in the middle of the night.
"You think you got a buck fitty? I got a buck fitty and still got my face!", said by a guy who got cut and still had his eyes."