a Buck Fitty

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It’s what dumbasses in the city say when they mean a dollar and fifty cents, like they’re too lazy to say the whole thing and just mumble like a drunk frog.
"I only got a buck fitty in my pocket, man!", said by a guy who had three dollars in his jeans.
"Buck fitty? That’s all you got? I’ve got a whole wallet of money!", said by a guy who had a single five dollar bill.
"I got a buck fitty on me, and I’m gonna buy you a whole meal!", said by a guy who had two dollars and was trying to impress a kid."
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When someone slices you from ear to mouth like a hot dog in a hot dog roller, and they call it a buck fitty because you’ll need 150 stitches to look normal again.
"They gave me a buck fitty, and now my face looks like a exploded pizza.", said by a guy who got slashed in a fight.
"I got a buck fitty, and my face is still numb. I look like a confused lobster.", said by a guy who got cut in the middle of the night.
"You think you got a buck fitty? I got a buck fitty and still got my face!", said by a guy who got cut and still had his eyes."
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It’s when a moose smashes your car at 150 kpm, and you feel like your roof got peeled open like a can of sardines, and you’re in Newfoundland.
"I got a buck fitty, and I had to walk home with my sandwich in my hands.", said by a guy whose car was destroyed by a moose.
"That moose gave me a buck fitty, and now my sandwich is soggy.", said by a guy who got hit by a moose.
"I got a buck fitty from a moose, and my sandwich is still on my head.", said by a guy who was hit by a moose and the sandwich flew onto his head."
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It’s what the Bloods call it when they cut your face open so bad that you need 150 stitches, and it looks like a fishnet made out of your face.
"I got a buck fitty from the Bloods, and now my face looks like a spiderweb.", said by a guy who got slashed by a gang.
"They gave me a buck fitty, and now I can’t even open my mouth.", said by a guy who got cut by the Bloods.
"I got a buck fitty and now my face is like a cooked noodle.", said by a guy who got cut and had noodles for breakfast."
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It’s this tiny sandwich spot near UCLA that used to be a buck fitty, but now it costs like ten bucks, and the people there are all drunk and loud.
"I got a buck fitty, but now it’s ten bucks and I’m too tired to eat.", said by a guy who went to the sandwich spot.
"They used to have a buck fitty, now it’s ten bucks and I just want a drink.", said by a guy who got hit by the prices.
"I got a buck fitty, and now I have to drink to forget the price.", said by a guy who ate a sandwich and drank a whole bottle of whiskey."
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It’s when you flip the first letters of "fuck bitties" and make it "buck fitty" so you can say it in public and not get yelled at by your mom.
"I said buck fitty in class, and my mom was mad.", said by a kid who got caught using slang.
"Buck fitty is just fuck bitties flipped, and I know that because I’m cool.", said by a kid who was trying to be smart.
"My teacher said I used buck fitty and I had to write an essay on it.", said by a kid who got in trouble for being funny."
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It’s when 50 Cent and Young Buck joined forces after a long rivalry, made a song called Buck Fitty, and now everyone still talks about it like it was the greatest thing since pizza.
"I like buck fitty because it was made by two rappers who hated each other.", said by a guy who was into hip hop.
"They made a buck fitty and now I can’t stop listening to it.", said by a guy who got hooked on the song.
"Buck fitty was the best song ever, and now I’m a fan of 50 Cent and Young Buck.", said by a guy who got inspired by the song."
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