A brokus legus
A brokus legus is when a tyrone breaks his leg and then uses it as an excuse to do nothing, constantly saying 'I broke my leg' like it’s a superpower.
'I broke my leg!' he said, even though he was just sitting on the floor.
'I broke my leg!' he said when I asked him to come outside.
'I broke my leg!' he said, even though he was just eating chips.