A brokus legus

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A brokus legus is when a tyrone breaks his leg and then acts like he’s the king of the world, constantly saying 'I broke my leg' like it’s the most impressive thing ever.
'I broke my leg!' he yelled, while I was trying to explain the math problem.
'I broke my leg!' he said, even though he was just sitting on the couch.
'I broke my leg!' he blurted out when I asked him to pass the remote.
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A brokus legus is when a tyrone breaks his leg and then proceeds to annoy everyone by repeating 'I broke my leg' every time someone talks to him.
'I broke my leg!' he said, even though he was just watching TV.
'I broke my leg!' he said when I asked him to help me with my homework.
'I broke my leg!' he yelled, even though he was just eating pizza.
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A brokus legus is when a tyrone breaks his leg and then uses it as an excuse to do nothing, constantly saying 'I broke my leg' like it’s a superpower.
'I broke my leg!' he said, even though he was just sitting on the floor.
'I broke my leg!' he said when I asked him to come outside.
'I broke my leg!' he said, even though he was just eating chips.
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A brokus legus is when a tyrone breaks his leg and then uses it as a way to be extra annoying, like he’s the main character in a movie and says 'I broke my leg' over and over again.
'I broke my leg!' he said, even though he was just sitting on the couch.
'I broke my leg!' he said when I asked him to help me with my homework.
'I broke my leg!' he said, even though he was just eating a sandwich.
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A brokus legus is when a tyrone breaks his leg and then acts like it’s the worst thing that ever happened, constantly saying 'I broke my leg' like it’s the end of the world.
'I broke my leg!' he said, even though he was just sitting on the floor.
'I broke my leg!' he said when I asked him to come outside.
'I broke my leg!' he said, even though he was just eating chips.
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A brokus legus is when a tyrone breaks his leg and then acts like it’s the greatest thing ever, constantly saying 'I broke my leg' like he’s a superhero.
'I broke my leg!' he said, even though he was just watching TV.
'I broke my leg!' he said when I asked him to help me with my math.
'I broke my leg!' he said, even though he was just eating pizza.
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