A Brit weird
A British person so weird they probably took a bath with a chicken and then blamed it for their bad mood.
'I had a chicken in my bath. It was a bad decision.', A Brit weird on Twitter.
'Why do you live in a shed? That’s not normal.', A Brit weird at a bonfire party.
'I’m not weird. I’m just British.', A Brit weird who’s clearly lost their mind.