A Brit weird

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A person who's so British they're basically a weird foreigner with a tea obsession and a side of judgment.

'I don’t like your sandwich. It’s not proper.', A Brit weird at a picnic.

'Why do you have a pet goat? That’s not normal.', A Brit weird during a Zoom call.

'I’m not weird. I’m just British.', A Brit weird defending their weirdness.

A British person who’s so weird they probably invented the phrase 'Why would you do that?' and then cursed it.

'Why would you wear socks with sandals? That’s madness!', A Brit weird at a coffee shop.

'I can’t believe you’re eating a muffin at 3 a. m.', A Brit weird texting you at 3 a. m.

'I’m not weird. I’m just British.', A Brit weird again.

A British person so weird they probably took a bath with a chicken and then blamed it for their bad mood.

'I had a chicken in my bath. It was a bad decision.', A Brit weird on Twitter.

'Why do you live in a shed? That’s not normal.', A Brit weird at a bonfire party.

'I’m not weird. I’m just British.', A Brit weird who’s clearly lost their mind.