A brainless genius
A brainless genius is someone who makes total messes so smoothly that people think they’re genius and you’re just the weirdo who sees the truth
I said I was going to cook dinner and now the smoke alarm is having a party
I told my dad I was going to be rich and now I’m living in a cardboard box
I promised my friends I’d win the race and I came in last by doing a backflip into a puddle