A brainless genius

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A brainless genius is someone who messes everything up so good it looks like they planned it all along and everyone else is the idiot for thinking they did anything wrong

I failed my math test on purpose and got a 100 because the teacher thought I cheated

I spilled my coffee on my boss's shirt and he gave me a raise

I burned down the kitchen and got promoted to head chef

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A brainless genius is someone who acts like they’re smart while doing stupid stuff so well that others think it was a master plan and you’re the one who’s stupid for seeing through it

I said I was going to work from home and ended up eating pizza on the ceiling

I told my mom I was going to be a doctor and now I work at a pet store

I said I’d fix the car and now it’s on fire

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A brainless genius is someone who does dumb things so perfectly that people think they’re genius and you’re the one who’s a complete idiot for thinking they’re actually dumb

I told my crush I was a superhero and now I have to wear a cape to school

I said I’d clean my room and now it looks like a tornado hit it on purpose

I told my teacher I was going to pass the test and I failed it so hard it screamed

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A brainless genius is someone who makes total messes so smoothly that people think they’re genius and you’re just the weirdo who sees the truth

I said I was going to cook dinner and now the smoke alarm is having a party

I told my dad I was going to be rich and now I’m living in a cardboard box

I promised my friends I’d win the race and I came in last by doing a backflip into a puddle

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A brainless genius is someone who does dumb stuff so well it looks like they’re brilliant and everyone else is a brainless idiot for thinking they actually know what they’re doing

I said I was going to be a singer and now I sing in the mall and people throw food at me

I told my teacher I was going to be the best student and now I have a detention for drawing on the desk

I said I’d pass the test and now it failed me and I failed it so hard it cried

by Slangipedia 15d ago