A box of chocolates - Life is like a box of chocolates, and your mom says that whi

Life is like a box of chocolates, and your mom says that while you're eating a whole box and crying in the background.

My mom said life is like a box of chocolates. I said, 'No, life is like a box of chocolates that exploded.'

I cried while eating chocolates and my mom said life is like a box of chocolates. I said, 'No, life is like my face after eating chocolates.'

My mom said life is like a box of chocolates. I said, 'No, it’s like my life after getting a bad chocolate.'