A Bon Jovi
Your head looks like it was attacked by a poodle who then died and glued itself to your head like it was a fashion statement.
'My hair looks like a poodle exploded on my head and then died.'
'He’s got a head like a poodle was run over and glued to him.'
'That hair is so bad, it’s like a poodle threw a tantrum on his head.'