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Getting yanked out of the middle of a sexy time by some idiot, like when you're just getting started and some jackass decides to interrupt you.

'Halfway there? More like halfway to a heart attack.'

'I was about to finish my sandwich and now I'm getting interrupted by my dad.'

'Halfway there? No, I was halfway to my happy place.'

A mullet so big it looks like it was grown by a goat who decided to live on your head.

'That mullet is so big it's got its own ZIP code.'

'He’s got a mullet so big it’s like a dog ran through his hair.'

'That mullet is the reason why he can’t see out of his head.'

Sitting in a tree like a lunatic, waiting for someone to walk by so you can dump your gross poop on their head like it’s a party.

'I sat in that tree for two hours just to dump my poop on my teacher’s head.'

'He was in that tree so long, the squirrels started asking for a second opinion.'

'That tree had so much poop in it, it became a new kind of breakfast.'

The smelly hair that grows around your butt like it’s a jungle and your butt is the animal.

'That butt hair is so bad, it’s like a raccoon started living in my pants.'

'He’s got more butt hair than a goat has fur.'

'That hair is so smelly, it could make a goat cry.'

Your head looks like it was attacked by a poodle who then died and glued itself to your head like it was a fashion statement.

'My hair looks like a poodle exploded on my head and then died.'

'He’s got a head like a poodle was run over and glued to him.'

'That hair is so bad, it’s like a poodle threw a tantrum on his head.'

Seeing someone from behind with tight jeans and long hair, only to realize it’s a guy when you see his face like it’s a surprise.

'I thought it was my crush, but it was my brother wearing my crush’s clothes.'

'I saw a hot girl from behind, only to find out it was my dad wearing my mom’s clothes.'

'I was about to flirt, but it was just my cousin trying to be cool.'

Getting yanked out of the middle of a sexy time, like when you're almost done and someone decides to ruin it like it’s a hobby.

'I was halfway done, and my brother decided to walk in like it was a crime scene.'

'I was about to finish my sandwich, and my dad had to ruin it again.'

'I was halfway to my happy place, and my mom walked in like she was a ghost.'