A bloody-jungle
The bloody-jungle is when you go for a face full of period blood and hair. It’s like eating a messy burger that’s been sitting out in the sun and then you hit your chest like you’re trying to wake up a dead person.
He said it was like eating a soggy tampon and a hairball.
She told me I looked like a raccoon who just got dumped on.
He said I made a noise like a dying goat.