A bloody-jungle

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A bloody-jungle is when you suck face on a woman who’s on her period and you let her blood fill your mouth like it’s the best smoothie ever. Then you gargle it like it’s the last drink at a bar and you slap your chest like you just won a fight.
My girlfriend said I looked like a madman when I started gargling her blood.
He said it tasted like a tampon and a nightmare.
She told me to stop making faces like I was a dog and she was the owner.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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The bloody-jungle is when you go for a face full of period blood and hair. It’s like eating a messy burger that’s been sitting out in the sun and then you hit your chest like you’re trying to wake up a dead person.
He said it was like eating a soggy tampon and a hairball.
She told me I looked like a raccoon who just got dumped on.
He said I made a noise like a dying goat.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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