a bit rich coming from you - A way to say someone’s a hypocrite, but with more swearing a

A way to say someone’s a hypocrite, but with more swearing and less effort.

You’re giving me a hard time for being loud, but you screamed at the TV like it owed you money.

You’re telling me I’m a mess, but your room looks like a war zone.

You’re mad at me for eating the last pizza, but you had six slices and a bag of chips.