A Biswas
A Biswas is a man who puts off everything but eating. He’ll wait until the last minute to eat, and he’s only happy when he finishes a meal with a loud, glorious fart.
He said he’d do the project later. Later became next week. Later became next year. Now he’s eating lunch and farting like it’s his job.
He waited until the movie ended to eat popcorn. And then he farted during the credits.
He told me he’d finish the report. Then he ate a whole pizza and farted in my face.