A Biswas

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A Biswas is a guy who looks good, acts good, and even smiles good, especially when he’s wearing lipstick during his own wedding. He’s the kind of man who can make even the most grumpy person laugh until they cry.
Bro, that guy looked like a walking Instagram ad at his wedding. He even smiled like he was paid to.
I saw him in the mall and I almost fell over. He was that good.
He walked in, and the whole room went quiet. Then he smiled. I died.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Biswas is a man who puts off everything but eating. He’ll wait until the last minute to eat, and he’s only happy when he finishes a meal with a loud, glorious fart.
He said he’d do the project later. Later became next week. Later became next year. Now he’s eating lunch and farting like it’s his job.
He waited until the movie ended to eat popcorn. And then he farted during the credits.
He told me he’d finish the report. Then he ate a whole pizza and farted in my face.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Biswas is someone who talks too much, especially with the word ‘yo’, so much that people think he’s speaking a different language.
He said ‘yo’ thirty times in one sentence. I asked if he was talking to me or to himself.
He started a conversation with ‘yo,’ and I was confused for five minutes.
He said ‘yo’ so much that I thought he was trying to break the sound barrier.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Biswas is a guy who has it all, swag, smarts, beauty, and the kind of personality that makes you want to be his best friend, his lover, and his personal servant.
He walked in, and I instantly wanted to be his sidekick. Then he smiled. I died.
He’s got more swag than my mom’s jewelry box.
He’s smart, he’s funny, and he’s got a personality that hits harder than a punch in the face.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Biswas is like a mom, except more stylish and way more powerful. She’s the kind of person who can calm a room with just a glance.
She walked in, and the whole room went silent. Then she smiled. I was ready to do whatever she wanted.
She’s like my mom, but with more swag and less yelling.
She’s the kind of person who can make a kid stop crying with just a look.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Biswas is the leader of the trap band, the slum king, and the god of all things trap. He’s the guy who makes music so good, it’s like a trap dream come true.
He’s the trap king. He lives in the slums and makes music like it’s his job.
He’s so good at trap that even the slum gods bow to him.
He’s the trap bando lord. He’s the real deal.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Biswas is a guy who’s so hot, he could make a billionaire blush. He’s also a rich athlete who’s so good at sex, he’s called the topshagger69.
He’s got more swag than my dad’s car, and more money than my mom’s jewelry box.
He’s got a body that makes women swoon and a brain that makes men jealous.
He’s the topshagger69, and I’ve seen his workout routine. He’s a beast.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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