a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
Having a stiffy in your hand beats having two in a bush, especially if the bush is full of cunts who think they're hot stuff.
He stayed with his first wife because she didn't nag, even though his second wife was a total ho.
She had a guy who would take her out, and she left him for a guy who said he'd propose but never did.
He had a hard-on in his hand, and he went for two in the bush, only to find out they were both faking it.