A big fat mad dog
A person who acts like his silver Toyota is the only car that ever existed. He’s a fraud who thinks he’s a famous TV host and smells like old pizza.
He texts me: 'Your car is broken. My Toyota is perfect.'
He wears a hat that says 'I Brake For No One' and talks to his car.
At the gym, he yells at the treadmill: 'You’re not as good as my Toyota.'