A big fat mad dog

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A human who can’t stop bragging about his silver Toyota and thinks it’s the greatest car ever. He’s a poser who wants to be Richard Hammond and looks like a washed-up pervert.
My uncle texts me every day: 'Still think my Toyota is the best?'
He wears socks with sandals and a shirt that says 'I Brake For No One'
At the supermarket, he yells at the checkout guy: 'You wouldn’t know a good car if it ran over you!'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A person who acts like his silver Toyota is the only car that ever existed. He’s a fraud who thinks he’s a famous TV host and smells like old pizza.
He texts me: 'Your car is broken. My Toyota is perfect.'
He wears a hat that says 'I Brake For No One' and talks to his car.
At the gym, he yells at the treadmill: 'You’re not as good as my Toyota.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A man who won’t shut up about his silver Toyota and thinks he’s a famous TV star. He’s a poser who wears a shirt that says 'I Brake For No One' and smells like a pizza dumpster.
He sends me a DM: 'Still think my car is the best?'
He wears a hat that says 'I Brake For No One' and talks to his car like it’s his best friend.
He yells at the barista: 'Your coffee is bad. My car is perfect.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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