A big fat mad dog
A man who won’t shut up about his silver Toyota and thinks he’s a famous TV star. He’s a poser who wears a shirt that says 'I Brake For No One' and smells like a pizza dumpster.
He sends me a DM: 'Still think my car is the best?'
He wears a hat that says 'I Brake For No One' and talks to his car like it’s his best friend.
He yells at the barista: 'Your coffee is bad. My car is perfect.'