A Bette Midler
A fancy way of saying you poop, and also the abbreviation for BM. It’s not pretty, but it’s real.
Bette Midler is a fancy way of saying you poop and it smells like a sewer.
BM is the abbreviation for Bette Midler and it’s the worst thing ever.
People use Bette Midler when they’re trying to be fancy about going to the bathroom.