A Bette Midler

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When your significant other goes down on you and you let out a loud, smelly queef in their face so hard it feels like you’re trying to blow them out of the room.
My boyfriend went down on me and I queefed so hard he had to take a breath and a step back.
My girlfriend went down on me and I queefed so loud the neighbors called the cops.
I tried to go down on my date and he queefed so hard it smelled like a sewer.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A super famous singer, actress, and comedian who can belt out songs like a banshee and act like she owns the stage. She’s from Hawaii and has done some wild movies and songs.
Bette Midler can sing like a wild animal and act like she’s the boss of the universe.
She made a movie called The Rose and it was like a drama version of a soap opera.
She sang ‘Wind Beneath My Wings’ and it made me cry like a baby.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guitar that belongs to a guy in a band called MGMT, and it was used in all their tours. People love it because it sounds awesome.
Bette was used in the first MGMT tour and it made the music sound magical.
They used Bette in the 2010 tour and it was like a rock star guitar.
People in the band love Bette and use it in every concert.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When someone gives you a blow job and sticks their whole face in your pants and blows so hard it feels like they’re trying to inflate you.
He gave me a blow job and stuck his face in my pants and blew so hard I felt like a balloon.
She stuck her whole face in my pants and blew like a dragon.
My date gave me a blow job and blew so hard it made me laugh and cough at the same time.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A woman who is super amazing and can sing, act, and make people laugh. She was born in December and is the best ever.
Bette Midler is like the queen of music and comedy.
She was born in December and has been making people happy for decades.
She’s the best singer, actress, and comedian the world has ever seen.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fancy way of saying you poop, and also the abbreviation for BM. It’s not pretty, but it’s real.
Bette Midler is a fancy way of saying you poop and it smells like a sewer.
BM is the abbreviation for Bette Midler and it’s the worst thing ever.
People use Bette Midler when they’re trying to be fancy about going to the bathroom.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Someone who looks amazing from far away but when you get close, they look like they’ve been living in a dumpster.
He looked amazing from across the room but when I got close, he looked like he hadn’t showered in a month.
She was cute from a distance but up close, she looked like she had a face full of dirt.
He looked like a prince from far away but up close, he looked like a street rat.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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