A baron - A baron is like a bro’s erection, but it’s caused by bros be

A baron is like a bro’s erection, but it’s caused by bros being tighter than a girl’s grip on a guy’s heart.

Text: 'He’s got a baron because his bro is better than my girl.'

DM: 'Baron is my bro’s way of saying he’s stronger than my girl.'

Tweet: 'Bro’s bond is stronger than a girl’s love.'