Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A baron is a guy who hides his soft side behind a tough exterior. He’s loyal to the people he cares about, but he’ll keep you waiting until you prove you’re not some idiot who’ll stab him in the back.

DM: 'Bro, you’re the only one I trust. Everyone else is a backstabber.'

Text: 'You’re the only one who can make me feel like I’m not alone.'

Tweet: 'Baron is the only guy who can make me feel like I’m not going to die of loneliness.'

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A baron is someone who can sneak out of a room like a thief, without anyone even blinking.

Text: 'He left the room like he wasn’t even there.'

DM: 'He slipped out before I even knew he was gone.'

Tweet: 'Baron ghosted us all before we could say goodbye.'

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A baron is a guy who’s so good, he makes your heart do backflips and your brain shut up.

Text: 'He’s the guy who makes me forget my own name.'

DM: 'He talks to me like I’m the only person in the world.'

Tweet: 'Baron is the guy who makes my heart go nuts.'

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To baron someone is to show them up, to make them look like fools, and to make them feel like they were born in the wrong century.

Text: 'He baroned me in front of the whole team.'

DM: 'You got baroned, and it was glorious.'

Tweet: 'Baron took me down like I was a rookie.'

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A baron is like a bro’s erection, but it’s caused by bros being tighter than a girl’s grip on a guy’s heart.

Text: 'He’s got a baron because his bro is better than my girl.'

DM: 'Baron is my bro’s way of saying he’s stronger than my girl.'

Tweet: 'Bro’s bond is stronger than a girl’s love.'

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A baron is a guy so elite, he’s got a special title just for being extra.

Text: 'He’s not just a guy, he’s a certified legend.'

DM: 'He’s got the status of a king.'

Tweet: 'Baron is the guy who makes me feel like a nobody.'

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To baron is to take everything, keep it all for yourself, and laugh in the face of everyone else.

Text: 'He baroned the last slice of pizza and didn’t even apologize.'

DM: 'He took my snack and didn’t even say thank you.'

Tweet: 'Baron took the last slice like it was his birthright.'

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