A Baggins
Stalking a walrus and catching it with a burlap bag. Grease is optional, but it helps you look cool.
I bagged a walrus with a burlap bag and no grease. I looked like a f***ing idiot.
Grease is optional, but I used it and looked like a boss.
I stalked a walrus, no grease, and I still caught it. I’m a legend.