Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a guy shaves his hairy butt and glues it to his girl’s feet so she looks like a fat little hobbit.

Shaved my nuts and glued them to my ex’s feet. She looked like a fat hobbit at the mall.

My man just did a baggins on his girlfriend and she walked like a f***ing elf.

My cousin glued his pubes to his girlfriend’s feet and now she walks like a f***ing hobbit.

2

Stalking a walrus and catching it with a burlap bag. You can slap some greasy stuff on before you do it if you want.

Stalked a walrus for three hours and caught it with a burlap bag. It was worth it.

I slapped some greasy stuff on and bagged a walrus like it was my job.

Bags of walrus? I’ve done it. It’s messy, but it’s satisfying.

3

Stalking a walrus and catching it with a burlap bag. Grease is optional, but it helps you look cool.

I bagged a walrus with a burlap bag and no grease. I looked like a f***ing idiot.

Grease is optional, but I used it and looked like a boss.

I stalked a walrus, no grease, and I still caught it. I’m a legend.

4

Getting laid, showing off, or just talking to a girl like you're the king of the f***ing castle.

I got laid, showed off, and talked to a girl like she was my queen.

Getting pussy, spitting game, and chatting up a girl like I was a king.

I hit it and quit it, then talked to a girl like I was the best.

5

Talking f***ing trash and making everyone around you feel like a f***ing idiot.

I talked f***ing trash and made my whole class feel like f***ing idiots.

He was talking shit like he was the king of the f***ing universe.

She talked trash and made me feel like I was the worst.

6

Nonstop grinding until you’re dead or f***ing tired.

Grindin’ til I died. I was dead for three days.

He grinded until he f***ing collapsed.

I grinded like a f***ing beast until I couldn’t move.

7

A gay guy getting played by a f***ing sensitive straight friend, and in the end, the gay guy is f***ed and runs off to f***ing elf heaven.

My gay friend got played by his straight friend and ran off to elf heaven.

Frodo got played by Sam, and now he’s in f***ing elf heaven.

My gay buddy got let down and ran off to f***ing elf heaven.