A Baggins
A gay guy getting played by a f***ing sensitive straight friend, and in the end, the gay guy is f***ed and runs off to f***ing elf heaven.
My gay friend got played by his straight friend and ran off to elf heaven.
Frodo got played by Sam, and now he’s in f***ing elf heaven.
My gay buddy got let down and ran off to f***ing elf heaven.