A bag of dirt
Having secret sex in either your or your partner’s grandparents house is like stealing candy from a baby. It’s sneaky. It’s fun. But you might get in trouble.
I had secret sex at my grandma’s house. She thought I was doing homework.
My partner had secret sex at my grandpa’s house. He got a phone call from him.
I had secret sex at my grandma’s house. She knew. She said I was a bad kid.