A-5
A 5 by 1 means you hear someone, but they’re talking like a drunk squirrel. A 1 by 5 means you can barely hear them, like they’re whispering from the other side of a volcano.
I called you 5 by 1. You sound like you’re shouting from a garbage can.
He said 1 by 5. I swear I thought he was talking to a ghost.
I got a 5 by 5 and I was like, ‘finally, someone can hear me.’