A-5

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The kings of paintball guns. This Tippmann A-5 is like a beast that never sleeps. It throws paintballs so fast, you’ll think you’re being attacked by a whole army of squirrels.

I got my A-5 and now I can take on the entire woodsball team. No mercy.

This gun is so good, it should be in the Hall of Fame. Or the Hall of Paint.

I dropped my A-5 in a lake and it still worked. That’s not a machine, that’s a god.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A 5 by 1 means you hear someone, but they’re talking like a drunk squirrel. A 1 by 5 means you can barely hear them, like they’re whispering from the other side of a volcano.

I called you 5 by 1. You sound like you’re shouting from a garbage can.

He said 1 by 5. I swear I thought he was talking to a ghost.

I got a 5 by 5 and I was like, ‘finally, someone can hear me.’

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Herman Cain took a pizza deal and turned it into a political mess. He made it 9-9-9 instead of 5-5-5 because he wanted to talk about taxes instead of eating.

Herman Cain ruined pizza for everyone. Now I just eat cake.

That 9-9-9 thing was worse than a 5-5-5. Why can’t people just eat?

If Herman Cain had just let the pizza be, we would’ve had a better economy.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

5 by 5 was old school radio talk. Now it’s ‘loud and clear.’ But 5 by 5 still works if you’re old, dumb, or both.

I said 5 by 5 and the guy said, ‘what?’ I’m old and dumb, so it makes sense.

My dad still uses 5 by 5. He thinks it’s fancy.

5 by 5 is like a relic from the past. It’s cool, but it’s also annoying.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

5 in 5 is when you drink 5 shots in 5 minutes. It’s not just a drinking game, it’s a death wish. Or a really bad idea.

I tried 5 in 5 and now I’m on the floor. It was worth it.

That guy did 7 in 7. I think he’s dead.

I did 10 in 10 and now I live in a ditch.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Walty’s obsession with Domino’s is a nightmare. He wants that special every night. It’s like he’s married to a pizza box.

Walty orders the special every night. He’s like, ‘it’s my soul food.’

I saw Walty eat Domino’s for dinner, lunch, and breakfast. He’s a man on a mission.

Walty’s life is Domino’s. It’s not a meal, it’s a religion.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

You tip your Uber driver and they give you 5 stars. It’s like a high-five from the sky. Or a slap from a confused angel.

I tipped my driver and got 5 stars. He must’ve been happy, or he’s just a nice guy.

My Uber driver gave me 5 stars. I think he’s in love with me.

I got 5 stars. I think I’m a star myself.

by Slangipedia 15d ago