A-34
A-34 is when one person’s butt is the main event and the other person is just there to watch. It’s like the worst kind of date where you’re just there for the free snacks.
"I don’t know why people still do A-34. It’s like eating a taco with no meat.", Sarah
"A-34 is the only time I’ve ever seen my friend cry from joy and pain at the same time.", Jake
"A-34 is the opposite of a hot tub. It’s more like a cold toilet.", Tom