A-34

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The A-34 Comet was a British tank that showed up too late to save anyone’s ass. It was like the fat kid who showed up to the party with the best cake but no one cared anymore.
"Man, if that tank had arrived two years earlier, we wouldn’t be here talking about this!", Tank Enthusiast Dave
"It’s like the A-34 was the final boss of the war, but we all just missed the cut-off.", History Teacher Lisa
"That tank had the best gun, but it was like showing up to a fight with a sword and no pants.", Military Fanboy Mike
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A-34 is when one person’s butt is the main event and the other person is just there to watch. It’s like the worst kind of date where you’re just there for the free snacks.
"I don’t know why people still do A-34. It’s like eating a taco with no meat.", Sarah
"A-34 is the only time I’ve ever seen my friend cry from joy and pain at the same time.", Jake
"A-34 is the opposite of a hot tub. It’s more like a cold toilet.", Tom
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A-34 is a tiny bag of drugs, like the size of a rat’s sneaker. It’s what dealers use to trick you into thinking you’re buying gold when it’s just trash.
"That A-34 was so small, I thought I was buying a grain of sand.", Chris
"My dealer gave me A-34 and said it was worth a thousand dollars. I still feel ripped off.", Lisa
"A-34 is like a snack bag for a rat who wants to look fancy.", Mike
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A-34 is the blood alcohol level of a man who drank so much he forgot his own name. Only one person in history survived it, and he probably still has a hangover.
"I got to .34 and I cried to my mom about my ex.", Tom
"My uncle hit .34 and tried to marry my dog.", Sarah
"A-34 is the reason why most people don’t drink anymore.", Lisa
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A-34 is like the worst kind of love, where one person is giving it and the other is just there to take it. It’s not a date. It’s a tax.
"I did A-34 and I felt like I was paying rent to my butt.", Chris
"A-34 is the only time I’ve ever been jealous of my own butt.", Lisa
"My friend did A-34 and came out with a new tattoo.", Tom
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A-34 is the worst kind of gross. It’s like eating a sandwich that had been left out in the rain and then stepped on by a goat.
"I did A-34 and I felt like I was being eaten by a worm.", Tom
"A-34 is the reason I still have nightmares.", Chris
"I would rather eat a whole pizza than do A-34.", Lisa
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A-34 is when you’re so high you think you’re a superhero. It’s like the world makes sense, and your mom is the best mom ever.
"I did A-34 and I flew my dog to the moon.", Lisa
"A-34 made me think I could talk to my plants.", Tom
"I did A-34 and my dog started singing.", Chris
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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