A 280 - 280 ZX is the bra size of a woman who could probably lift a

280 ZX is the bra size of a woman who could probably lift a car and still look good doing it.

I’m 280 ZX and I still can’t find my keys.

My bra size is 280 ZX. My confidence is 280 ZX squared.

I wear 280 ZX and still fit into my mom’s old jeans.