I had a 20 Pinter and asked my math teacher if she wanted to be my girlfriend. She said no, and then she gave me a look that could kill a dinosaur.

After a 20 Pinter, I told my neighbor I loved him. He said he loved me, but only after I cleaned his house.

I drank a 20 Pinter and asked the guy at the store if he wanted to go to the mall. He said he wanted to go to the mall and forget me.