a 20 pinter

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A 20 Pinter is how much you need to drink before you decide to hit on someone who looks like they just walked out of a landfill.

I drank a 20 Pinter and tried to flirt with my math teacher. She gave me a look that could kill a zombie.

After a 20 Pinter, I asked my uncle’s girlfriend if she wanted to go to the mall. She said no, and then my uncle said no to me.

I had a 20 Pinter and asked the cashier if she wanted to go on a date. She said I could go on a date with the trash can.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A 20 Pinter is the amount of booze it takes to make you forget that someone is completely unattractive and not worth your time.

I had a 20 Pinter and told my boss I wanted to marry her. She said I could marry her if I cleaned the office.

After a 20 Pinter, I asked my neighbor if he wanted to be my boyfriend. He said he wanted to be my ex-boyfriend.

I had a 20 Pinter and asked the guy at the gas station if he wanted to go to prom. He said he already went to prom with his dog.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A 20 Pinter is how much you need to drink to think someone is hot when they are actually just covered in dirt and regret.

After a 20 Pinter, I asked the guy at the pizza place if he wanted to go to the movies. He said he wanted to go to the movies and forget me.

I had a 20 Pinter and told my gym teacher I wanted to be his boyfriend. He said he wanted to be my ex-boyfriend.

I drank a 20 Pinter and asked my mom if she wanted to go on a date. She said she wanted to go on a date with my dad.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A 20 Pinter is the amount of alcohol you need to drink to think someone is attractive when they are just standing there looking like they’re about to cry.

I had a 20 Pinter and asked the guy at the store if he wanted to be my boyfriend. He said he wanted to be my ex-boyfriend.

After a 20 Pinter, I told my math teacher I loved her. She gave me a look that made me want to die.

I drank a 20 Pinter and asked my neighbor if he wanted to go to the beach. He said he wanted to go to the beach and forget me.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A 20 Pinter is how much you need to drink before you decide to hit on someone who looks like they were hit by a truck.

I had a 20 Pinter and asked the guy at the gas station if he wanted to go to the movies. He said he wanted to go to the movies and forget me.

After a 20 Pinter, I told my dad I wanted to be his girlfriend. He said he wanted to be my ex-boyfriend.

I drank a 20 Pinter and asked my cousin if she wanted to go on a date. She said she wanted to go on a date with my uncle.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A 20 Pinter is the amount of alcohol it takes to make you think someone is hot when they are just covered in pizza sauce and regret.

I had a 20 Pinter and asked my math teacher if she wanted to be my girlfriend. She said no, and then she gave me a look that could kill a dinosaur.

After a 20 Pinter, I told my neighbor I loved him. He said he loved me, but only after I cleaned his house.

I drank a 20 Pinter and asked the guy at the store if he wanted to go to the mall. He said he wanted to go to the mall and forget me.

by Slangipedia 6d ago