a 20 pinter
A 20 Pinter is how much you need to drink to think someone is hot when they are actually just covered in dirt and regret.
After a 20 Pinter, I asked the guy at the pizza place if he wanted to go to the movies. He said he wanted to go to the movies and forget me.
I had a 20 Pinter and told my gym teacher I wanted to be his boyfriend. He said he wanted to be my ex-boyfriend.
I drank a 20 Pinter and asked my mom if she wanted to go on a date. She said she wanted to go on a date with my dad.