A-1-A
You put this at the end of a joke that was already too mean and now it's like the punchline of a punchline.
'You failed the test!1' I'm like, 'you're not even trying.'
'He ate my last burger!1' I'm like, 'you're not even a human.'
'Your dog pooped on my shoes!1' I'm like, 'you’re not even a person.'