Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The best. No one can touch you. You're giving it your all and kicking ass.

You just beat my high score and I'm crying in the snack aisle.

My mom says I'm the best at math and I'm like, 'thanks, mom, I'm gonna take that to the bank.'

You showed up to the party in a limo and I'm riding the bus.

2

When you spam ones like a madman and it’s so annoying it feels like your soul is being ripped out.

'1!1!1!1!1!1' in the comments of my TikTok and I’m like, 'you’re not even funny.'

My friend sent me 100 ones in a DM and I blocked him.

I saw 1!1!1!1!1!1!1 in a text and I screamed into my pillow.

3

You put this at the end of a joke that was already too mean and now it's like the punchline of a punchline.

'You failed the test!1' I'm like, 'you're not even trying.'

'He ate my last burger!1' I'm like, 'you're not even a human.'

'Your dog pooped on my shoes!1' I'm like, 'you’re not even a person.'

4

You add this to your joke and it makes it sound like it came from the devil himself.

'You're the worst!1!1!1' I'm like, 'you're not even close.'

'I failed my math test!1!1' I'm like, 'you're not even funny.'

'He stole my lunch!1!1!1!1' I'm like, 'you’re not even a friend.'

5

You drop this at the end of your sentence and it turns your whole sentence into a slap in the face.

'You're the worst!1' I'm like, 'you’re not even trying.'

'I failed the test!1' I'm like, 'you’re not even close.'

'He told me I’m ugly!1' I'm like, 'you’re not even a human.'

6

You type a bunch of ones and it shows how much you’re trying to be sarcastic and it’s so fake it’s making your brain hurt.

'I hate you!1!1!1' I’m like, 'you’re not even a person.'

'You failed the test!1!1' I’m like, 'you’re not even trying.'

'He said I’m ugly!1!1!1!1' I’m like, 'you’re not even a human.'

7

When you multiply two numbers and it’s like they’re having a fight and the answer is less than the total, and it’s the worst thing ever.

2 times 3 is 6 but I’m like, 'why is that even happening?'

5 times 4 is 20 and I’m like, 'that’s not even fair.'

7 times 3 is 21 and I’m like, 'you’re not even math.'