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You add this to your joke and it makes it sound like it came from the devil himself.
'You're the worst!1!1!1' I'm like, 'you're not even close.'
'I failed my math test!1!1' I'm like, 'you're not even funny.'
'He stole my lunch!1!1!1!1' I'm like, 'you’re not even a friend.'