q&ahole
Q&A hole. They memorize your whole social media feed then use it as ammunition in conversation to make themselves look smarter.
Last month they posted about their new job and now she's telling a joke I heard on the way here about 'that company'
He follows that guy who just got engaged online, so when Sarah told him good news he had nothing nice to say
She brought up his ex-girlfriend from high school right after he mentioned her name at a party