Q-Ping-Pong
Two groups of men who are all basically the same, but they think they're enemies, and they keep swapping the keys like it means something.
'They're just swapping keys like it's a game show!', a kid who's been watching politics for too long.
'I don't care who has the keys, I just want someone to stop talking!', a man who's been listening for hours.
'They're not enemies, they're just both faggots!', a man who's had enough.