Q-Faced - So wasted you fall off your bike, hit your head, and still d

So wasted you fall off your bike, hit your head, and still don’t feel it because you're too drunk to care.

I fell off my bike, hit my head, and still didn’t feel it. Q-Faced and happy.

I drank like a sailor, fell off my bike, and still didn’t feel it. Q-Faced for life.

I tried to stand up, but I was too drunk to feel my legs. Q-Faced and proud.