Q Crunk
A marine in Japan who’s crunk enough to make a bar throw him out. He’s greedy, grimey, and he’ll steal your wife just to make you mad. He parties all night, drinks like a maniac, and still shows up to work looking like he didn’t even drink.
He took my wife and then texted me to say 'see you later'
He drank so much he passed out in the bar
He snuck into my house and took my phone