P.V.S. (Phantom Vibration Syndrome) - You think your phone is vibrating like it's having a seizure

You think your phone is vibrating like it's having a seizure, but it's just your brain being a f***ing idiot.

I thought my phone was vibrating like it was dancing, but it was just my brain being a f***ing idiot.

I answered my phone in the middle of a shower because I thought it was vibrating like it had a second job.

I yelled at my phone because it wasn’t vibrating like it was trying to be cool.