P.V.S. (Phantom Vibration Syndrome)
You feel your phone vibrating like it's trying to escape, but it’s just your brain being a f***ing moron.
I felt my phone trying to escape my pocket like it was in a prison.
I checked my phone 7 times in one minute because it was vibrating like it had a death wish.
I thought my phone was vibrating like it was running from the cops, but it was just my brain being a f***ing moron.