P.V.R.
A measure of how big your meat is compared to how wide your hole is.
Bro, your P. V. R. is like a hot dog in a tiny bun.
She said his P. V. R. was ‘unimpressive’ and left mid-sentence.
He posted a math problem: ‘If my P. V. R. is 5, and hers is 2, who wins?’