P.V.Penis
Player versus Penis is when a guy gets surrounded by a bunch of angry penises and has to fight them all off like it's a dick war.
My gym buddy got beat up by 10 penises at once. He said it was like a cockapocalypse.
I tried to fight a penis in the shower. It didn't go well. I got washed out.
My uncle fights penises in the morning. He says it's the only way he can get his coffee.