P.V.Penis
P. V. Penis is when a guy is in the middle of a cock fight and has to survive the wrath of a bunch of angry penises.
I watched my dad get beaten by 5 penises. He said it was like a cock nightmare.
My cousin fights penises in the park. He says it's the best way to get a date.
My teacher fights penises during lunch. He says it's like a cock break.