P&TY
A way to be polite, but also a little bit of a show-off. Like Ron Swanson, but with more sarcasm and less chicken.
I said please and thank you. My mom was proud. My dad was confused.
At the grocery store, I said please and thank you. The cashier thought I was a prince.
I said please and thank you to my teacher. She gave me extra credit. I didn’t need it.