P.T.E.D.
P. T. E. D. is when your brain short-circuits from too much coffee. You start pacing, you sweat, and you smell like you’ve been living in a sock drawer for a week.
I got P. T. E. D. and started pacing like I was trying to escape a prison. My dog ran away.
I had P. T. E. D. during a meeting and started talking to my plant. It didn’t help.
I got P. T. E. D. at work and made my boss think I was having a heart attack.